Dale R. Jackson
Chief WashingtonZach McLain
CharlieAlison Mary Forbes
Charlie's wifeClarence Aumend
Officer PartnerRick Pendzich
Officer Cunningham and hostage takerDeborah Clifton
ReceptionistBo Johnson
Dr. SnodgrassNate Schwefel
TimmySteve Piper
Timmy's DadDenise Kaderabek
Talk Show HostEmmitt Morgans
Dr. SchumannDale Blank
Police Officer 1Joe Foti IV
BellboyMegan Genthert
Stripper 2Jeff Grabowski
Alien Officer 4David Hoffer
Police Officer 2Doug Jarecki
Unfrozen RepublicanStephanie La Phillip
Stripper 1Titania Lyn
Undressing NeighborGreg Ryan
MayorJesse Sorgatz
Alien Officer 2