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The Machine

Bert Kreischer faces a familial crisis and the arrival of his estranged father when the ghost of his booze-soaked past arrives: a murderous mobster hellbent on kidnapping Bert back to the motherland to atone for his crimes. Together, he and his father must retrace the steps of his younger self in the midst of a war between a sociopathic crime family while they attempt to find common ground.

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Geronimo1967
Geronimo19672023-06-01T07:23:43.930Z
5/10

Nope, this just wasn't for me. We start off watching a pretty unfunny stand up routine from "Bert" (Bert Kreischer) that pretty quickly has an old Russian gent shooting at his telly! So far, I'm in accord with him. Turns out, though, that he's not just annoyed at the ac...

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screenzealots2023-08-04T06:55:27.100Z

Happy surprises that come out of left field are sometimes the best, especially when it comes to low-concept comedies. I went in to the awful looking “The Machine” with below-zero expectations, but came out absolutely charmed by just about everything in the movie. Nothin...

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Release
25/05/2023
Rating
💫 5.8/10
Runtime
112 min
Status
Released
Genres
ComedyActionCrime
Languages
EnglishSpanish
Production
Shaken, Not Stirred ProductionsBalkanic MediaLegendary Pictures
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