Adam G. Brooks
Igor the MagnificentMeaghin Burke
Stage ManagerGenevieve Fortner
Yvonne the MaidRob Cornelius
SoundmanAnna Donnell
NatalyaGreg Earnest
Mr. PennywiseMichael J. Ewing
Professor Prune (as Michael Ewing)Lester Ferrell
Admiral MayoElaine Gelbard
Patron 2Melissa Graves
Sister AmeliaJacob Hall
Patron 6Will Harris
RichardCarl Jensen
JanitorJim McCauley
Lord CorpsanMarge McCauley
Patron 3Merrick McCool
Obnoxious KidAlivia Roberts
Patron 7Teresa Roberts
Patron 8Kristy Robertson
BeverlyLance Rumowicz
The WriterKyle Schlett
The DirectorMichael Shorter
StanleyAlice Walker
Mary Ann LamoreCaren Watts
Patron 5Lynn Wells
PattiSteve Wooten
Patron 4Todd Wade
Himself